Thursday, February 17, 2011

What?! I can't even read that!

"Hi.im a hardworkn man in the automotive industry.im honest and loyal.my interest r i enjoy all sports movies.dining walkn .sitn in the park.stayn home bowling.snuggleing.im looking 4 a woman 2 share quaility time with.haue good conversation.anenjoy our time together"




He's 50. It clearly says on my profile that I'm not interested in anyone over the age of 42. So not only can he not write... he obviously can't READ either! 



Tuesday, February 15, 2011

You're not coming anywhere near my clam with your ram!

Ok, if your name on match.com is "Clam Ram" I am NOT interested. I don't even want to KNOW what clam ramming is. I have a good idea, but now I have a gross mental image in my head based on your profile photo and it just made me vomit a little in my mouth.