That is a BAD haircut.

I. do. not. have. words. 

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This guy catagorizes himself as "Athletic & Toned". *sigh*

Let me gaze into your eyes... I mean, eye.

This lovely specimen of a man contacted me on match.com today. I'm pretty sure he's "the one" although I can't be sure until I can gaze into his right eye. We'll wait for the swelling to go down first. This by the way is his profile photo of choice.