Monday, December 27, 2010

First Date Conversation

Guys,

Please understand that I am a very passionate, sexual person. However, that does NOT mean that I am going to discuss with you what I am willing, or unwilling, to do in the boudoir on the first fricking date! I don't even want to discuss that with you on the 2nd or 3rd date! So on our first date, when you ask me if I swallow... we have a BIG problem. NOT CLASSY DUDE!

Also, please refrain from jamming your tongue down my throat on a first date. How do my lungs taste?! Christ!

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