Friday, December 24, 2010

Tempting... but NO.

The following was on a match.com profile. The letters WTF?! do not do justice to my reaction.....


"I am a psi and sanguinarian vampire, which basically means I can feed off of psychic energy or blood. I take energy from many sources but I am very selective about whom I drink blood from. I am looking for a human donor to feed from on a regular basis, you must be ok with a sexual relationship because it makes energy transferance much more erotic, and I love the taste of blood when I am all worked up. I am single so a relationship is a possibility. Females only. You must be attractive height/weight proportionate, young and clean, no acceptions, I am extremely selective when it comes to feeding."

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