Tonights Match.com search went something like this:

Too old

Too young

Too bald

Too shiny

Too grey

Too hairy

Too short

Too many kids

Too fat

Did I mention too shiny?

Too nerdy

Too ghetto

Too Jewish (yes, there is such a thing)

Too redneck

Gigantically large earlobes

Holy forehead batman you could inhabit an entire village on there!

Too Jersey Shore

WTF is up with all the rednecks?!

Too Republican

Too Hippie

Too Metrosexual

Obviously NOT straight but doesn't realize it yet

Here are some recent photos of men who have contacted me. Full well knowing that my profile age limit is 42. Really guys?