1. Your eyebrows look like they could lead me in a Cha-Cha while you are still standing across the room.
2. You email me 5 times in 1/2 an hour before I even get the chance to respond ONCE!
3. Every photo on your profile is a scenery photo. You're supposed to put photos of YOURSELF up there. This leads me to believe several things:
a. You are bald
b. You are not easy on the eyes
c. You have no teeth
d. You are obese
e. You are very old
f. You are too cheap to purchase a camera and just stole photos from google images and put them on your profile.
g. All of the above
4. Your screen name is "PimpinBoss".
5. Your face is so shiney I can see my reflection in your photo.
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